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RubeyFuck You#1 seedThe verified league record/2014–2025
The
Archive.
Twelve recovered seasons of champions, heartbreak, name changes, improbable runs, and enough evidence to settle almost every argument.
HFFL historical databaseVERIFIED
12Seasons
08Champions
18Owners
144Team seasons
Original ESPN standings preservedLast verified: 2025 final
The trophy trail
Champions of the archive
Eight different winners in twelve seasons. Ryder, Rubey, Matt, and Clarke share the lead with two titles apiece.
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Matt2 minute drill In your mom#2 seed★
RyderBackfield In Motion#6 seed★
TommyTommy Tornado#1 seed2×
RyderBackfield In Motion#4 seed★
Pimp CLeft It Wet For You#4 seed2×
RubeySlow Strokn#2 seed★
ClarkeSelma Street Slingers#3 seed2×
MattBALLSDEEP!!#3 seed★
TaitThe Ginja Ninja#2 seed★
DiddyTrade Time Diddy#6 seed2×
ClarkeSavannah Street Slingers#4 seedThe repeat breakthrough
Ryder opened the two-title club.
Backfield In Motion won from the No. 6 seed in 2016, then Ryder captured the crown again in 2018. Rubey, Matt, and Clarke have since joined him atop the verified trophy table.
2016Backfield In Motion＋2018Backfield In Motion
Season laboratory
Every year. Two endings.
Toggle between where the regular season left everyone and where the playoffs finally put them.
| RK | Owner / team | Record | PF | PF/G | PA/G | Playoff move |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Savannah Street SlingersClarke Douty | 8–6 | 1,848.18 | 132.0 | 129.1 | ↑ 3 |
| 2 | MoosefistersRaul Vasquez | 9–5 | 1,950.18 | 139.3 | 122.6 | ↑ 1 |
| 3 | Your Wife’s BoyfriendWesley Carter | 10–4 | 1,925.34 | 137.5 | 126.9 | ↓ 2 |
| 4 | Trade Time DiddyWill Dickson | 10–4 | 1,749.96 | 125.0 | 119.4 | ↓ 2 |
| 5 | Tommy TornadoTommy Hassell | 8–6 | 1,840.02 | 131.4 | 118.9 | — |
| 6 | West Vagina Pink SoxGreg Thompson | 8–6 | 1,787.68 | 127.7 | 122.4 | — |
| 7 | Left It Wet For YouChris “Pimp C” | 7–7 | 1,826.00 | 130.4 | 129.3 | — |
| 8 | Backfield In MotionRyder Copeland | 4–10 | 1,693.50 | 121.0 | 135.3 | ↑ 2 |
| 9 | The Ginja NinjaTait Hornsby | 6–8 | 1,668.66 | 119.2 | 126.3 | — |
| 10 | Just The TipDaniel Nobles | 3–11 | 1,562.98 | 111.6 | 127.5 | ↑ 2 |
| 11 | Slow StroknJoshua Rubey | 7–7 | 1,710.04 | 122.1 | 121.1 | ↓ 3 |
| 12 | Absolutely Losing…on Selma St.Mitchell Doyle | 4–10 | 1,630.22 | 116.4 | 134.8 | ↓ 1 |
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The record book
High-water marks
Regular-season records from the verified 2014–2025 archive.
Chris “Pimp C”
Season 2023 · 92.9% win rate
Matt Barnett
Season 2018 · 1,874.34 total points
Chris “Pimp C”
Season 2021 · Average margin per game
Ryder Copeland
Season 2016 · 5 places gained · Diddy matched it in 2024
Chris “Pimp C”
Since 2014 · 12 seasons · through 2025
Owner résumés
The all-time ledger
| # | Owner | Seasons | Titles | Runner-up | RS crowns | Record | Win % | Top 3 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Ryder CopelandCurrent owner | 12 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 79–75 | 51.3% | 5 |
| 2 | Clarke DoutyCurrent owner | 7 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 48–46 | 51.1% | 3 |
| 3 | Joshua RubeyCurrent owner | 12 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 77–77 | 50.0% | 3 |
| 4 | Matt BarnettLegacy owner | 11 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 75–65 | 53.6% | 4 |
| 5 | Chris “Pimp C”Current owner | 12 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 90–64 | 58.4% | 5 |
| 6 | Tait HornsbyCurrent owner | 7 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 46–48 | 48.9% | 2 |
| 7 | Will DicksonCurrent owner | 12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 79–75 | 51.3% | 3 |
| 8 | Tommy HassellCurrent owner | 12 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 74–80 | 48.1% | 3 |
| 9 | Daniel NoblesCurrent owner | 12 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 79–75 | 51.3% | 3 |
| 10 | Greg ThompsonCurrent owner | 12 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 75–79 | 48.7% | 1 |
| 11 | Raul VasquezCurrent owner | 6 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 39–35 | 52.7% | 1 |
| 12 | Michael CunninghamLegacy owner | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 30–44 | 40.5% | 1 |
| 13 | William CunninghamLegacy owner | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 21–21 | 50.0% | 1 |
| 14 | Mitchell DoyleCurrent owner | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 59–83 | 41.5% | 0 |
| 15 | Steven McDavidLegacy owner | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 27–33 | 45.0% | 0 |
| 16 | John RossLegacy owner | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 13–11 | 54.2% | 0 |
| 17 | Wesley CarterCurrent owner | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 10–4 | 71.4% | 1 |
| 18 | h dLegacy owner | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3–9 | 25.0% | 0 |
All records shown are regular-season records. Owner rankings prioritize championships, then runner-up finishes, then verified wins.
Franchise archaeology
Same owners. Different eras.
Every verified team-name identity, tied back to the person behind it.
MC
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WC
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WC
The Cunningham franchise
Michael’s team became Team Mikey.
Michael Cunningham competed from 2016–2021 as Kaepernick's Oppressor. After Michael passed away, his brother William took over the franchise in 2022 and carried it forward as Team Mikey through 2024, finishing runner-up in his first season.
2016–21MichaelFamily succession2022–24William
Chris “Pimp C”12 seasons
2014Ray Ray’s Pimp Hand
2015Few Blacks with a Limp
2016–25Left It Wet For You
Daniel Nobles12 seasons
2014–25Just The Tip
Greg Thompson12 seasons
2014–25West Vagina Pink Sox
Joshua Rubey12 seasons
2014–17Fuck You
2018–25Slow Strokn
Ryder Copeland12 seasons
2014–25Backfield In Motion
Tommy Hassell12 seasons
2014Dick Bigger
2015–16Tor Nado
2017Tommy Tornado
2018–19Tommy Touchdown
2020–25Tommy Tornado
Will Dickson12 seasons
2014TBD TBD
2015Tallest Midget
2016–17Hitler’s Revenge
2018–19Keep Calm And Kerryon
2020Flexin MyChubb
2021TheThird Hike
2022–25Trade Time Diddy
Matt Barnett11 seasons
2014–172 minute drill In your mom
2018–24BALLSDEEP!!
Mitchell Doyle11 seasons
2015Whiskey TBD
2016–18Damnit to Hell.WDE
2019Well… Shit
2020–24Ted Fuckin Ginn Jr
2025Absolutely Losing…on Selma St.
Clarke Douty7 seasons
2019–24Selma Street Slingers
2025Savannah Street Slingers
Tait Hornsby7 seasons
2019–23The Ginja Ninja
2024The Kamish
2025The Ginja Ninja
Raul Vasquez6 seasons
2014–15NIGNIGNIGNIGNIG NIGNIGNIGNIGNIG
2016–18MOOSE FISTERS
2025Moosefisters
Steven McDavid5 seasons
2014–18The Titburg Feelers
John Ross2 seasons
2014Roll Dat
2015The Saints Awaken
h d1 season
2014Loser Pussies N Child Abusers
Wesley Carter1 season
2025Your Wife’s Boyfriend
The earlier chapters
Before 2014
The HFFL predates the recovered archive, but verified standings currently begin in 2014. Earlier seasons remain intentionally outside the statistical totals until source records are found.
Pre-2014 · results not yet recovered